Badde Manors is a Glebe institution. I remember if from the heady 80s as a place where one could while away the afternoon under the comforting influence of soy chai and lentil burgers, deep in discussion about the relevance of queer theory to Hegel's dialectic. The magnetic pull of the familiar, where the menu remained the same and the decor wasn't subjected to fashionable facelifts, Badde Manors was a symbol of the bohemian goodness of Glebe. It was also run as a co-operative so the staff really did care if you came back.
That was all a long time ago. Badde Manors has certainly gone through it's share of stages. There were times when it earned its name too readily: manners bad by name and nature. The staff too preoccupied with being starving artistes to spare a smile. Or the time a booth collapsed under my friend's two year old, Ike, and the staff were far more disturbed by the noise he created than the bump on his head.
But the food was always reliably delicious and that soy chai; unbeatable.
I am sorry to inform you, reader, that those days have passed. Badde Manors has just undergone its most phenomenal transformation yet with a recent change in ownership. Gone are the familiar staff, ready with a joke (these days) and that predictably high quality fare.
The new staff, who don't know the menu and don't appear too eager to learn it, are more overseas student and Euro traveller than out-of-work acrobat. Tables are left dirty and cluttered long after patrons have departed. Ambient music replaced by MOR. But the biggest, the most devastating effect of the New Era has happened in the kitchen. The food is just plain terrible. My lentil pattie more closely resembled stew, my friend's pesto pasta was swimming in cream and the only roast vegetable living in another friend's bagel was (soggy) capsicum.
The piece de resistance? Weak, tepid soy chai.
Badde Manors of yore, come back! All is forgiven.